James Zieman-Gernandt

Well met! Do you enjoy fantasy and science fiction? How about Earth, Wind & Fire, and BBQ? Perhaps Journey and video games? Of course you do! Who doesn’t? Insane people. That’s who. If James Taylor evokes daydreams of beauty, if a well-drawn comic book instigates awe at the nature of creativity, then you may as well admit that you loved the movie Hitch and similar rom coms.

HA! I knew we would click! Just think this whole time you were searching for me and here I was. Isn’t the universe fascinating? Some people call things coincidence, to that I say codswallop! Some things are meant to be.

Now, you may be doing the mental equivalent of “Avast! Ye rapscallion!” (or perhaps not) However, I must admit that I am a uniquely strange individual.

I presume you’ve read this far so here are some facts about me to help us get further acquainted… I am a father to a gorgeous daughter. I am a “Pagan” (check out the etymology on that word… weird lol) who practices every form of magick, sorcery, witchcraft or any other name you wish to apply to the art and it is very important to me. I love old things. Music, movies, art, literature, all that good stuff. I enjoy philosophy, etiquette, psychology, grammar, reading, music, piña coladas, yoga, making—Whoa! Sorry. I got caught in a song for a second there. Well, how about I write you a list of my favorite things and let you decide what we talk about?

Book Genres: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Occult, Supernatural fiction.
Favorite Book Series: Dune, Lord of the Rings, Kingkiller Chronicles, Harry Potter, Ender’s Game.
Favorite Authors: Frank Herbert, J.R.R. Tolkien, Peter F. Hamilton, Clive Barker, Patrick Rothfuss, Cassandra Clare, Dante Alighieri, Brian Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson, C.S. Lewis, T.A. Barron, Carlos Ruiz Zafón.
Favorite Video Games: Doom, Diablo 1-3, Warcraft 1-WoW, StarCraft 1-2, Half-Life (all of them), Mortal Kombat (all of them), Crash Bandicoot Tag Team Racing.
Favorite Occult Authors: Damon Brand, Aleister Crowley, Starhawk, Gordon Winterfield, Mantak Chia, Adam Blackthorn, Almine, Simon, Michael W. Ford.
Favorite Board Games: D&D, Pathfinder, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit.
Favorite Movies: High Spirits, Interstellar, Dune 2000, Adams Family, Bettlejuice, The Replacements, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of the movies), Wayne’s World, Bill & Ted, Planet Earth (II and II), The 80’s Masters of the Universe.
Favorite Bands: Too many to list.

You can JPay me if you wish to, but please include a return address in your email as I can only respond by snail mail.

Good Journey,
James

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• Incarcerated Since: 2020
• Sentence Received: 4 years
• Earliest Release: 2022

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